This is the story of an internet dweller named Narbhelz, also known as Nova, and his adventures. Tune in every week to find out what happens next.
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
this post literally made me cry
(Source: doodoomar)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
if this is naruto then i have no idea what the fuck is going on with naruto anymore
(Source: shinobicode)
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat
(Source: mightyenarc)
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
